COOKIES RULE.
This is funny and dope…Somebody sent me a link to a website where the words from the Wu-tang clan song – C.R.E.A.M (Cash rules everything around me) was re-worded to show the point of view of a person with a sweet tooth. It’s from a baking blog called Bake & Destroy and they titled it “Cake Rules Everything Around Me”. I’ve posted the lyrics below. To add our own flavor to it, I took out “Cake” and added “Cookies”…For added entertainment, I thought I’d put up a picture of some freshly baked cookies as well. Enjoy.
I grew up on the sweet side, the chubby cheek side
Candy insides, ain’t no lie.
At ice cream shops, with moms and pops
Banana splits with cherries on tops.
Hungry youth, rockin a sweet tooth
Only times I’m full’s when I’m asleep- truth!
I’m all over the snacks like icin’ on a sweet bun
First I eat this one, then I eat that one.
It was a dream for a teen who was a sugar fiend
Started snorting Pixie Stix at sixteen
Never talking to no fellows, busy eating marshmallows
Getting sick off licorice sticks.
No question I would quake for a chocolate milk shake
What I want, I will take
No question I’m no rookie when it comes to eating cookies
Steering clear of veggies like yo dad steers clear of bookies
My life never changed, I’m doing much the same
Sneaking bits of frosting like I’m insane.
Figured out I why I chose this route
Life’s too short not to dine out
Making cupcakes, I call’s em C’s
Rollin in buttercream, flossing like G’s
Yo- bakers respect me, my dentist detests me
Ch-chick-POW! I gotta go eat now.
Cookies Rule Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the sugar
Choco- choco milk y’all
Just in case you wanted to compare or listen to the real Wu-tang song, go here. Funny thing is that, with the way music is now, I won’t be surprised if somebody made this into a real song (C.R.E.A.M spoof) and made millions off it….
by Scrills
The Cookies Mob runs deep.
